Post by Cosette Malfoy on Aug 10, 2006 20:34:32 GMT -5
Alright, here's the game. I will start off by giving you a quote. You all have to tell me what its from.
Rules
1) It can be from a movie or book.
2) It doesn't have to be Harry Potter related.
3) Don't put anything too gross.
4) The person who guesses correctly gets to put up the next quote.
Here's the first one, from one of my favorite movies.
*First things first, to the death.
-No. To the pain.
*I don't think I'm quite familiar with that phrase.
-I'll explain and I'll use small words so that you'll be sure to understand, you warthog faced buffoon.
*That may be the first time in my life a man has dared insult me.
-It won't be the last. To the pain means the first thing you will lose will be your feet below the ankles. Then your hands at the wrists. Next your nose.
*And then my tongue I suppose, I killed you too quickly the last time. A mistake I don't mean to duplicate tonight.
-I wasn't finished. The next thing you will lose will be your left eye followed by your right.
*And then my ears, I understand let's get on with it.
-WRONG. Your ears you keep and I'll tell you why. So that every shriek of every child at seeing your hideousness will be yours to cherish. Every babe that weeps at your approach, every woman who cries out, "Dear God! What is that thing," will echo in your perfect ears. That is what to the pain means. It means I leave you in anguish, wallowing in freakish misery forever.
*I think your bluffing.
-It's possible, Pig, I might be bluffing. It's conceivable, you miserable, vomitous mass, that I'm only lying here because I lack the strength to stand. But, then again... perhaps I have the strength after all.
[slowly rises and points sword directly at the prince]
*DROP... YOUR... SWORD!
[mouth hanging open, drops sword to floor]
Rules
1) It can be from a movie or book.
2) It doesn't have to be Harry Potter related.
3) Don't put anything too gross.
4) The person who guesses correctly gets to put up the next quote.
Here's the first one, from one of my favorite movies.
*First things first, to the death.
-No. To the pain.
*I don't think I'm quite familiar with that phrase.
-I'll explain and I'll use small words so that you'll be sure to understand, you warthog faced buffoon.
*That may be the first time in my life a man has dared insult me.
-It won't be the last. To the pain means the first thing you will lose will be your feet below the ankles. Then your hands at the wrists. Next your nose.
*And then my tongue I suppose, I killed you too quickly the last time. A mistake I don't mean to duplicate tonight.
-I wasn't finished. The next thing you will lose will be your left eye followed by your right.
*And then my ears, I understand let's get on with it.
-WRONG. Your ears you keep and I'll tell you why. So that every shriek of every child at seeing your hideousness will be yours to cherish. Every babe that weeps at your approach, every woman who cries out, "Dear God! What is that thing," will echo in your perfect ears. That is what to the pain means. It means I leave you in anguish, wallowing in freakish misery forever.
*I think your bluffing.
-It's possible, Pig, I might be bluffing. It's conceivable, you miserable, vomitous mass, that I'm only lying here because I lack the strength to stand. But, then again... perhaps I have the strength after all.
[slowly rises and points sword directly at the prince]
*DROP... YOUR... SWORD!
[mouth hanging open, drops sword to floor]
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